Saturday, October 2, 2010

I'm an Angry Kitty

Psst... Can you keep a secret? My master does not know I'm using his blog.... 

*slap forehead* I forget to introduce myself....
The name is Mimi... Don't you forget that! 

While I was snooping around to see what the master was doing, I saw him doing something so horrifying the image was forever etched into my furry feline mind.

What was this unspeakable act of horror that I speak of?
You know what I mean right? How could he be cheating on me behind my back? I feel so betrayed!!!

After all the love and devotion I have given to him, why does he still look for love somewhere else....
*wailing like a wife whose husband is having an affair*

If you don't I will poop in front of your doorstep! 
Help me or suffer the consequences... 

*Door opening* Mimi! Where are you? Time for your bath!!!!

Oh FISH!!! The master is back.. I have to hide now... 
 



2 comments:

Ronin said...

how whould you know how a wife wailing after the unfaithful husband, unless you being the unfaithful husband before? ah

G-Devil said...

Hmm.. Maybe the Cat was a playboy... I will have to ask him =)