Oscar Award Dress code...

GD!!! I heard about what happen at your work place... It kinda sucks being your right now...







Thanks Yam... for rubbing it in my face some more. I guess its your own sweet way of cheering me up...




Your welcome GD. Anytime!!! *Giggle*
Anyway... Have you watched the the Oscar awards yet?





Err... No. Not that really want to. I don't see what is a big deal watching celebrity getting a golden doll is... I mean, it's not like it is American Idols or something. Now that is what I called entertainment! I love watching the American Idols auditions cos thats went all the weird people come out to make a fool of themselves.




But the Oscar awards is entertaining!!! My favourite is during the red carpet session where we can see what celebrity today are wearing and what is considered as fashionable today! For example, look at what Lady GAGA wore for the red carpet!!

Source:Focus in Style

What the f**K is she wearing?! She looks like she rolled in a pile of pink wire before coming for the Oscar Awards.
Although i must say that the dress really shows her legs very sexily *hur hur hur* A few more inches shorter... *Hehehe*




*shakes head in disbelief of how perverted GD is* It may be a little unorthodox but that very dress by Armani Prive' won the best dressed award in the Oscar Awards.




Well Duh!! They "had" to give her that title... Did you see the size of that weapon in her hand? She could easily poked the critics' eyes out if they said otherwise. I bet you that if the "Best Dressed" went to some more deserving celeb, she would have skewered the poor guy with that thing!!
you never know what to expect from Lady GAGA...






Moving on.. Lets see what other dress she wore to the Grammy...Let's see...This is what she wore when performing with Elton John in the Grammy...
What do you think about this dress...






*Blinded by the sparkly dress* Oo.. Sparkly nice nice..








Umm.. Earth to GD!!!!. Come back from Sparkly Land!!!!!







*Snaps out of trance*uh what?! Oh yeah the dress. Umm.. I like the sparkly-ness of the dress and again I like the design of this dress for showing off her flawless white porcelain legs. *Hur Hur hur*






*Sigh* And this is the dress she wore when she was accepting her Oscar Award...





whao... in that costume she looks like some outer space princess from a sci-fi movie. Hehe.. Every sci-fi geek's wet dream material.*Snicker*
Although.. The tea cup in her hand is spoiling the image. Why is she is siting like some stuffy old English queen drinking tea when she's dressed like some hot alien princess??? Mind boggling!!!






*Ignoring GD's comments* Anyway... let's look at what on the WTH today?

Source:Failblog.org

*Visualizing the child suffocating underneath* Is this some new FATHER-CHILD technique that no one told me about? I heard that spending every minute with your child is important but I think they will feel suffocated from the constant supervision. Literally....







What a great idea!!! Finally someone had the common sense of using the baby cart as a trolley as well instead of dragging to cart at the same time. Genius!!!!




What?? you approve of this? *a pause a while* Oh yeah.. I forgot about the fact that you think that children are burden instead a gift from the heaven.
*Whisper* Child Hater... Anyway, I got to go... Need to make sure the father didn't accidentally suffocate his child to death while shopping....






Ok!!! See You !!!

Demoted from a office boy to a store boy....

Sigh... So sad. Woe Woe... pitiful me. I got demoted from a trainee in the office to a storeboy in the warehouse. That's cos the company is having a warehouse clearance going on so all staff have to pitch in to help. So for the past week and also the next following week I will be spending my working hours "Working" in a stuffy hot warehouse instead a air-conditioned office. (I'm seriously not being paid enough to do this kind of job!!!!)

Nothing but mindless humour...

I thought of trying to blog a new kind of post called the "What's in the news today?"
Just bear with me and read it.. (Then leave a comment or something. That would be nice.)
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Morning Yam...








Morning GD!!My god!! you looked horrible today. What happen?





*grumble* I overslept today so i did not have enough time to dressed up for work. I admit i looked very hideous when i don't do my morning routine.




You hideous? Nah... you look dashing today*Shakes head no*. At least compared to Whitney Houston when she did not have time to put on her make up. Take a look at this.

Source: goodboygonebad.com

OMG*Mouth hanging loosely* Is that Whitney? She looks like some grouchy Indonesian maid who spend too much time under the sun... And... Is that a banana stuck in her hair?






I think that's a ribbon or a hair band... I can't really tell with all that wild unkempt hair choking it to death.





She looks more like a hobo then a Diva... She would make million in advertising in Make up Ads.

BEFORE

AFTER

Anyway, GD. Can I ask you a question?








*Wondering why is she asking him this question* Sure... What is it?

Do you think I have a saggy ass?







What? *Surprised at the totally ramdom question* Girl! You have a great ass. Every man like girls with a little bit of junk in their trunk.





Really? I was thinking of trying this product I saw in the WTH (Weird Things Happens) section of the news.

Source:Failblog.org

What? Since when people start wearing bra at the bottom? What does it do actually???






Well.. It says here that it works like a pushup bra and help lift your sagging buttock to give it a more firmer shape.




I bet you that they will create a "boob panties next to accentuate a women's cleavage. Who would ever want to buy that?






* Wanted to say something , and decided to change topic* Oh wow! Look at the time. I got to go.. Lots to do... * hurries away to buy bra*

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Waiting for comments;
GDevil

My blog needs to grow up... and a failed attempt to sell stuff to me..

I been thinking of changing the content of my blog from a "U" rated blog to a at least a "PG13" blog (If you know what i mean =))

At first i was worry that writing a non-wholesome blog would cause any unsuspecting children surfing the net to stumble on my blog and taint their innocent little minds.

Then i had a revelation.. U rated stuff are too boring. Nobody would want to read those stuff and their minds are most probably tainted already. So what the heck? I'm going to write what ever i want on MY BLOG and i don't give a DAMN whose mind i might taint in the future*Insert sinister laughter*

Next on a totally unrelated occasion... One of my friends wanted to sell me some Herbalife products but did not come fully prepared...





GD, you should really try this product because it can help improve your health and well being.





Really? How so? *Perking up from interest*








You use these products everyday and then your overall health will improve tremendously.





The skinny will gain weight and the obese will lose weight. Plus if you have any diseases such as diabetes, high blood pressure, heart attack and even cancer! can be cured...





we have over 6million consumers around the world currently so i can confidently say that our product works!!!!





*in a really skeptical tone* Are you sure? Can this product really cure any diseases i have? is it some kind of of miracle potion? or is it a scam?




GD... I can assure you, this is no scam. I give you my word (Not that you word is worth much) As long as you use our product consistently, you will see result!!!





Then i have one question. If i have a terminal disease like cancer and if i use your product consistently, I would be cured? Correct?





Yes.. Without a doubt.






Then, what if i stop using your product once i'm cured. Will there be any side effects?





Er...No.. There will not be any side effects if this product is consumed regularly.






I'm just saying "WHAT IF"... Will my cancer come back? or even worse will i die?






Umm... Err.... I'm not sure about that. Hmm... we never had a case like this before...* Starting to sweat profusely*




What?! With 6 million consumers world wide you never encounter customer who stopped using your products for a period of time? *Asking suspiciously while squinting my eyes to look menacing*




Umm.. Er... I don't know... I have to ask my superior about that...*voice started to quiver*





Hmm.. Ok. Well , it was nice talking to you but i got to go now. Bye! Lets do lunch again sometime. *Walks off uninterested*

The miracle cure to all diseases? You be the judge...

Next time get you facts straight before you try to sell something or you would end up embarrassing yourself.

Does not like direct selling...(Especially ill-ed prepared ones) G-Devil

I just joined the Malaysian Workforce today...

The working life not at all
how I imagined it to be though...

I always though it would be less stressful than studying and less taxing on the brain.
Turns out working is more stressful then studying...

That's b'cos when studying, you only need to crack you brain to study for the exams at the end of the semester... (Especially if you are a last minute study student like yours truly Xp)

But working life is entirely different. you need to crack your head everyday to do your job, please the boss and navigate through the minefields of office politics... (To make things worse you need to do it for the rest of your life or at least until you retire. Whichever comes first..)

My advice... Stay in school as long as you can!!!

Big Surprise for me!!

Read about Mimi here first.

I didn't know you can't tell a cat's gender until it is at least 8 months old... I always assume that it was a cat because of all it's feminine actions...

I feel so bad naming a male cat Mimi... What would his fellow cats say?

E.G: Mimi meets a stray cat...
Mimi: (Speaks in a gruff voice...) Hey you! This is my turf! GET OUT!!!!

Stray: Oops! Sorry. Didn't know this spot belongs to someone already. Sorry Mr.. Er? What's your name?

Mimi: People call me Mimi.. you can call me Mr Mimi.
Stray: What? Mimi? Which idoit named you? HAhaha!!! Such a manly cat but the name..Is MIMI!!!! (laugh non-stop!!) <>

Mimi: Hey! Stop laughing! (slowly slink away in shame)

Poor thing.. His Pride is all torn to shreds...
I did consider changing its name to something more manly like Tom or Jack, but It will only respond to me when i called it Mimi. (Sigh)

So i tot of calling him "Mimi" which is short for Mimilion.
(Sounds like a manly rich cat's name right?)

Wished his cat was a girl cat so that there was no hassle in changing names
G-Devil