If egg could talk...

If the eggs you eat everyday had faces on them would you think twice about eating them? I thought to myself..." If they could communicate with each other (in other words, alive) What would they say to each other?"

BTW food for thought... Is an egg considered alive or is it only when the creature within pops out then only is it considered alive? Hmm...

Anyway, back to talking eggs... Here is what i think eggs would say in these situations:

When we decided which egg to be turned into lunch...

or when we try to stab it with a fork?

Am i considered a sick man when i say" Who to cook next?" to my eggs before i cook them?

For humans, "Hell is burning for eternity".
I think this is what eggs called hell...

If they survive that torture, then they will sure fall when sentence to
"BEING BANGED WITH SPOON TO DEATH!!!"

The Horror!!!!
Many would probably be more careful when carrying eggs after seeing this ...

Now do you still like eating eggs? Besides being wholesomely delicious, I heard that eggs could also be great actors as they are very dramatic individuals... For example:

This is a scene from Titanic: The Eggy version

A scene from "GODFATHER"... Don't mess with that carton!
or is it from playing too much Mafia War on Facebook?

CSI: An Egg-citing New Series!

And finally, a scene from Resident Evil 8: Egg-treme Zombie!!

Although Eggs are great Actors, they are very sensitive and tend to crack easily under pressure (Which is true to the nature of eggs) and tend to be suicidal.

"Committed suicide because Ms. Egg said
it was too pale and unattractive anymore"

It's director said it is not that funny anymore....

Could not take the stress of participating in "Eggyian Idol"

Humpty Dumpty commited suicide because he
could not bear hearing that nursery rhyme anymore

The very few eggs that survived the suicidal phase will then end up being "Rotten Eggs" which cause to be ill manners and clumsy.

An example of a "Rotten Egg"

They laugh at other people's misfortunes...

Have you every bought a egg carton which had an egg with the wrong colour in it?
Chances are these eggs are already rotten and clumsily jumped into the wrong carton.

The other eggs in the carton don't like strangers in their company it seems.

Anyway... that's the end of mt tale about talking eggs =) Since i could not post comic up for the time being i had to make do with what every resources i have...

Anyone want sponser me scanner? ...(Silence).... Anyone? ... No? So bear with me a while k?

Enjoys eggs in every meal everyday;
G-Devil