US Military Secret Weapon....

Yam! I'm so happy to see you... life have been such a bitch these day... I need a hug




*Suddenly got body slammed* Ouf!! Nice to see you to...





*Suddenly walks in* Um... am I interrupting? So sorry!!! I will come back later...





Lily? COME BACK HERE!!!! * Run to drag Lily back* I need a hug! Sister Hug time!!!!!




*Choking* Can't breath... Enough...





*Getting dizzy* Need air...


Thanks... I needed that... Working life is tough... I want to go back to being the carefree student again!!!!!!





Too bad that part of your life is over... Here maybe this will cheer you up! I know you love Lady Gaga... Have you seen her latest MV? Telephone?





*Temporarily speechless* Um... That was the most random music video i have ever seen... All i can say is "Only GAGA can create a song about telephone and link it with prison and hot girls..."



Hmm.. Is prison life that in real life? you think that all those women locked in that prison is really criminal or is it that they are too beautiful that it is a crime to society?


Who knows? But to be honest.. I won't mind breaking a few rules if i get to be send to that prison *Pervert mode activated!!!*
I can really get used top their uniform... Hehe.. bikini with metal studs.. how HOT!!!!



*Show red card* Pervy-ness is at a dangerously high level... initiate emergency cool down mechanism...
GD!! Watch this quickly!!



*Eyesball become blood shot* The horror... Why did you have to show me that? Now I'm going to think about that drag queen instead of hot babes when I hear this song... ARGHHH!!!! Curse You!!!!!



*Evil smirk* What was my plan.. Muahahaha!


*Singing to herself*

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Im busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

I kinda like the chorus... I know!!!Maybe i will put it as my caller ringtone to stop pervy guys from calling me out constantly.
Maybe then they will get the message...


When you say pervy guys, you don't mean me right?





Of course not! you are my pervy Sistah! You can call me whenever you want!!!




Awww.... That's so sweet. Thanks Lily!





Can we see what is the WTH moment today?




Oh yeah... I totally forgot about that. Let's see what we have... *Randomly click on a few websites* Looks like we have a double WTH today!!





What the 1st one?

Source: Failblog.org

Ouch... It actually pains me to actually see this picture... I can't imagine what he will look like after that....





I think this is what they mean when they say about being beaten by and ugly stick...




To be exact.. he was hit by a hurdle stick... but that does not make him any less uglier i guess...
Can we see the next WTH?

Source: Failblog.org

So that's where all my secret stash of porn have been missing too...The military has taken them when i was sleeping to be used in the Army.
I Want them back!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!


*Thought a while what GD does with such a big collection* Ok... Too much info for my liking... I'm goin to bed...





Me too...I want to dream about being in that lesbian prison.. *giggle* Night!!!


Ok... you two go to bed first... i want to check if i can go still back my stuff from the army...*Sneak away*