If egg could talk...

If the eggs you eat everyday had faces on them would you think twice about eating them? I thought to myself..." If they could communicate with each other (in other words, alive) What would they say to each other?"

BTW food for thought... Is an egg considered alive or is it only when the creature within pops out then only is it considered alive? Hmm...

Anyway, back to talking eggs... Here is what i think eggs would say in these situations:

When we decided which egg to be turned into lunch...

or when we try to stab it with a fork?

Am i considered a sick man when i say" Who to cook next?" to my eggs before i cook them?

For humans, "Hell is burning for eternity".
I think this is what eggs called hell...

If they survive that torture, then they will sure fall when sentence to
"BEING BANGED WITH SPOON TO DEATH!!!"

The Horror!!!!
Many would probably be more careful when carrying eggs after seeing this ...

Now do you still like eating eggs? Besides being wholesomely delicious, I heard that eggs could also be great actors as they are very dramatic individuals... For example:

This is a scene from Titanic: The Eggy version

A scene from "GODFATHER"... Don't mess with that carton!
or is it from playing too much Mafia War on Facebook?

CSI: An Egg-citing New Series!

And finally, a scene from Resident Evil 8: Egg-treme Zombie!!

Although Eggs are great Actors, they are very sensitive and tend to crack easily under pressure (Which is true to the nature of eggs) and tend to be suicidal.

"Committed suicide because Ms. Egg said
it was too pale and unattractive anymore"

It's director said it is not that funny anymore....

Could not take the stress of participating in "Eggyian Idol"

Humpty Dumpty commited suicide because he
could not bear hearing that nursery rhyme anymore

The very few eggs that survived the suicidal phase will then end up being "Rotten Eggs" which cause to be ill manners and clumsy.

An example of a "Rotten Egg"

They laugh at other people's misfortunes...

Have you every bought a egg carton which had an egg with the wrong colour in it?
Chances are these eggs are already rotten and clumsily jumped into the wrong carton.

The other eggs in the carton don't like strangers in their company it seems.

Anyway... that's the end of mt tale about talking eggs =) Since i could not post comic up for the time being i had to make do with what every resources i have...

Anyone want sponser me scanner? ...(Silence).... Anyone? ... No? So bear with me a while k?

Enjoys eggs in every meal everyday;
G-Devil

For those asking why aren't there any new comic posted

Imagine me.. holding a stack of paper full of my drawings on it...

Now imagine me without a scanner near me.. ( Cos Santa forgot to deliver it)

Plus the computer i'm using now does not have photoshop because the owner of this PC say that Photoshop is not necessary.. X_X (Where got such thing as Photoshop is not necessary!!!@#$%^)

Begging for your patience...
G-Devil

Just finished my "Final" semester's FINAL exam

Yeah!!!!! Rejoice!!!

No More School!!!!!!!

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Then what do i do now?

Any suggestions huh????

Slogging aimlessly through life...
G-Devil

Latest Addition to my family...

I should had posted about this months ago... but due to being busy playing "restaurant city" and reading manga at onemanga.com, i must have completely slipped my mind. Introducing to you all my first 4 -legged pet! Meet A-Mimi the cat...

Aww.. look at those adorable eyes...

Are you wondering why i said that this is my first 4 legged pet instead of just my first pet? That's because, it would be untruthful of me to say that this is my first pet since i have other pets before, for example my fishes ( No legged) and my pet spiders (8 legged), therefore this is my first 4 legged pet =))

For all of you who are thinking how much i bought this cute little thing for, the answer is RM0. I picked A Mimi up from the street one day when i was out buying Dvd. Pets is one of those things that i feel you don't have to dig into your wallet to get since there are hundreds of pets being abandoned by their owner. Thus, I'm often sigh silently when i hear people boasting about how much they had to spend to get their pets while there are millions of dogs and cats in SPCA and PAW waiting for a new owners. Anyways... Back to talking bout A Mimi!

A Mimi 4months old. (The night we found her)

What can i say about her? Hmm.. She's playful, attention seeking, rebellious and curious. Sometimes i wonder is she is more of a dog than a cat because she display more dog like behaviour than cat. For example, she wags her tail (Alot!) so very un-cat like, she follows me around the house and she likes to wait at the door when she hears me coming back. (Wait.. i think she like to pounce me when i go through the door).

Hey stop snapping pictures and feed me!!! (A Mimi 6-Months old)

DO YOU SEE WHAT IN THE BOWL? NOTHING!!! So hurry up and fill it

Being human and not understanding that she wants food i thought her standing there modeling for me as a very sweet act. (Normally she won't even sit still enough for you to pet her. She rather goes hunting around the house for plastic). So I wanted to give her a kiss...

Eww...GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! I dun wan human germs!!!

Occasionally, there will be times where she shows that she is comfortable around me by cuddling near me and then fall asleep. This is only on rare occasion cause normally she is much too proud to be seen as dependent.

She like to curl up and sleep on my bed after a long day or hunting

(A Mimi 10 months old)

Can't believe how fast they grow up....(Teary eyes)
G-Devil

Dear Santa or Santarina...

I have been (Mostly) a good boy this year... So i hope that this year you will send me a present that i will like...
To make your job alot more easier, I'm going to list down 6 of the things i wanted most for Christmas...

6. A new pair of sandals....My current pair of sandals is slowly breaking down due to frequent usage. But don't expect much from the sandals because I bought it a a night market for RM15, so i got what i paid for. It stains my feet every time i wear it and it keeps wanting to trip me because the head is going to tear apart anytime soon. The only reason I still did not throw it away is because it is comfortable as hell and i'm used to wearing it. (I think it is cos the shape of my leg is molded to make it fit me from wearing it so long). So this christmas i hope Santa/Santarina can get me new sandals which is as comfortable (Preferable not from ight market).

5.New handphone
I know that i might be asking too much but i have been using my Sony Ericsson W8001 for almost 4 years now... Since I'm graduating soon, I want a new handphone (Preferable the Samsung Jet Touch Screen phone, which i think is really cool!!!! ) to celebrate my garduation and mark the begining of my career right?

4.A PSP GOI know I know...It is another greedy request. but i really really get jealous when kids have all the high tech gizmo while the adult slike me can only stare longingly at it from a far. Forgive me... I'm only human to be tempted by material luxury...

3. More data space in my desktop

Due to my ignorance, I did not know that 80GB is too little for modern days usage. So now i'm suffering from a lack of space in my computer to save my artwork and also all the Hong Kong drama series which i download illegally from the net. (Oops... Does this disqualified me from the good boy list?). So this Christmas i wish to have more memory space for my future usage. (I'm not greedy.. i just need minimum 500GB of data disk)

2.My very own Scanner
I want to have my very own scanner because now whenever i want to scan my artwork into the PC i have to ask the help of Yam to scan for my behalf. Thus makes me post stuff slower because i have to wait for Yam to scan then email to me. (Which she likes to do it in her own sweet time). So this year i really really want a scanner for myself for Christmas this year...

1. Staying in contact with my friends...

I'm going to graduate soon so highly possible I'm never going to see some of my college friends when they set out to adulthood. So i/m hoping that Santa/Santarina can help constantly remind them to keep in touch.


Praying Hard to get his wish...
G-Devil

WE WANT TO Wish You all....

Finally I was able to finish this before CHRISTMAS

From yours Truly...
G-Devil

I Hate Modern Day Vampire...

when you talk about vampire.... what is the things you think about?

You think of a human like monster that sucks the blood of innocent people and carry off virgins to use for self pleasure. A vampire is suppose to be a monster! A MONSTER!!!!!!! that strikes fear and terror into the heart of both young and old. something like this...

This is how a vampire should look like...

Not like this!!!!!!
Instead of cowering in fear... people are now idolizing modern day vampire. The Hollywoods producer nowadays...*Sigh* they made vampire into something which are so cool and fuels the fantasy of young women all around the world about vampire being the ultimate lover and having one means you will live happily ever after...
(Did ja stop to think that they are just after your blood? ) I feel kind of sad for the guys in the world as they are expected by the females to live up to such unattainable standards. (No wonders there are so many single guys out there nowadays, Human boyfriends are so outdated... Vampiric BF are the new black!!!)*NOO!!! PLS DON"T LEAVE ME FOR A FICTIONAL CHRACTER!!!!*

Being a guy myself... I can't help feeling resentful toward modern-age vampire. There.. I said it! That's the whole point of this post anyway... Just me rambling away.

Secretly wants to have vampire powers
G-Devil

Ps; Found a funny comic strip...